Christmas Cleanup Contender T-Shirts

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

Clearing Away Christmas

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

'What'd I miss?'

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

"I'm not going to shovel the walk. I'm cleaning my room."

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'How come you never sweep at home?'

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

"Dear Santa, I was very good and my brother was very naughty. So you can just give me his presents this year."

Cleaning up the mess...

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

Autumn Chores - Raking Fireworks

Putting Christmas away...

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'

"Time to clean out my locker!"

Sidewalk Freebies

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

"Procrastinator!"