Post-christmas Cleanup T-Shirts

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Clearing Away Christmas

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"The baskets help me tidy up."

Underneath an overweight.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

January Clearance

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

The Day After Christmas DAy

Earth Day volunteers. The park is trashed! Whoever did it should clean it up! Have you learned nothing? If you ask the jerks who made the mess to fix it

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

'I'm afraid we don't take returns on food!'

Autumn Chores - Raking Fireworks

Putting Christmas away...

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

The post-holiday blues are dangerous to your mental health. Bleak weather, bills, too much family