Chores Procrastinator Pillows

Bring comfort and humor into their space! Our pillows feature playful designs for the chores procrastinator, making home a cozy reminder to take things easy.

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"Don't even think about going anywhere. It's your turn to mow the yard."

"Don't even think about going anywhere. It's your turn to mow the yard." mockup

"Don't even think about going anywhere. It's your turn to mow the yard."

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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Serious Putty

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.' mockup

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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Working from home to-do list.

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Studying and technology

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!" mockup

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere. mockup

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy." mockup

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

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The Procrastinatorium.

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'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?' mockup

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

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"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

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Chores Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Chores Procrastinator Mugs

Discover a range of mugs that perfectly capture the procrastinator's humorous side. Click here to find the ideal mug that makes chores a little more fun.

Chores Procrastinator Prints

Decorate their space with vibrant prints that acknowledge the procrastination struggle with style and humor. Click to see our full collection.

Chores Procrastinator T-Shirts

Explore our collection of funny t-shirts for the procrastinator. Find a design that celebrates their struggle with chores and brings a smile every day.