Choo-choo Thinker Pillows

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

Playdough's The Republic

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Hamlet

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'