Choo-choo Crew Pillows

"A man and his choo-choo."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Local News in Heaven

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

True Story Movie

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Watchdog

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Born to rock.

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'It means, like, stop filming...'

Kingsley Amis

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'