Choo-choo Crew T-Shirts

"A man and his choo-choo."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Local News in Heaven

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Watchdog

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Kingsley Amis

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."