Choo-choo Thinker Mugs

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

Playdough's The Republic

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Hamlet

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.