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Black Forest Cake

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'If a man talks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?' 'He is a man, isn't he?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Jungle

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"No, still there."

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'I gotta take a four-month dump and No Bran!'

Parrot Perch

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"