Chocolate Egg Buddies T-Shirts

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'