Chocolate-covered Courage Pillows

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

Food Pyramid

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Citizen Cane...

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'