Chocolate-covered Courage Mugs

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Food Pyramid

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"