Sassy Chocolate Lover Pillows

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Satya Nutella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'