Chocolate Bunny Hunter T-Shirts

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Get out of my face!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Bees v Wasps

Missing Easter Egg

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Doggy Bites

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'I can't help it, I love the taste of rabbit.'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

Black Forest Cake

'Either we take back the hive or your nose - up to you, pal.'

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"Hi honey - I'm homeopathic."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"You are here"

Beehive Directions

No hunting sign: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.