Chlorine Champion Pillows

The plaster of danger.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Happy Turkey Day!

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

A day of domestics...

How to communicate with a man.

New broom

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'