Chlorine Champion Pillows

The plaster of danger.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Happy Turkey Day!

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

A day of domestics...

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

New broom

How to communicate with a man.