Chipmunk Economist Gifts

Saving for Retirement.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Euro Discobolus

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'...And then I adjusted for inflation.'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

Dog Training For The Ninties

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'Last night I dreamt I died and went to Heaven. But the light at the end of the tunnel was turned off due to budget cuts.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Rising Oil Prices.

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

More toxic assets.