Chipmunk Economist Gifts

Saving for Retirement.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

Euro Discobolus

'It's a retrospective of Bernanke's most obtuse economic jargon...'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'...And then I adjusted for inflation.'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

Dog Training For The Ninties

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'Last night I dreamt I died and went to Heaven. But the light at the end of the tunnel was turned off due to budget cuts.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Rising Oil Prices.

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.