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'She's be great in the olympics. She can hang on a bar and chin for hours.'

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'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Seemed like winter would never end.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"My hair didn't turn out right. Here's a link to a photo of how I wanted it to look."

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

'Who else wants a piece of me?!'

'One more fish, Alice, and you'll be able to use the old frying pan.'

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

Chef with stuffed chickens as trophies.

"Wow, human DNA is so close to ours! Pity they're just missing perfection by a few percentage points..."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup,'

Bettie Page caricature

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

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