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'She's be great in the olympics. She can hang on a bar and chin for hours.'

Fitness Course.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

Seemed like winter would never end.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"My hair didn't turn out right. Here's a link to a photo of how I wanted it to look."

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

'Who else wants a piece of me?!'

A Betty Grable statue reads "July 1943."

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

Chef with stuffed chickens as trophies.

'One more fish, Alice, and you'll be able to use the old frying pan.'

"Wow, human DNA is so close to ours! Pity they're just missing perfection by a few percentage points..."

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

Bettie Page caricature

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup,'

Building a treehouse may be harder than I thought.