Chimney Endorser Gifts

Santa relaxes by Fire

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Santa Elevator

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Damned cyclists."

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Sanitizer

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Factory Chimney

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

Children critising Santas entry methods

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'

'I see lots of soot!'

Soot Nav.

'Another lot reinstated their fireplace. Blast these rising fuel prices!'

"Better give him more slack, Ernie! That cable is really straining!"