Chimney Champions Pillows

Heating costs.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa Elevator

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

Santa relaxes by Fire

2019, 2020 and 2021

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Pinterest shaming

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Coronavirus Warriors

Sanitizer

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Factory Chimney

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

Soot Nav.

Grooming Tips

'Another lot reinstated their fireplace. Blast these rising fuel prices!'

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'