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Santa Elevator

Do not think outside the box!

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

You've got to admire his spunk.

Santa relaxes by Fire

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

2019, 2020 and 2021

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Sanitizer

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

"I'm not sure I can make it next week."