Chilly Swim Enthusiast Pillows

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Electric Blanket.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Let it go, Amy.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Lapdogs

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"I surprise you every year!"

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Igloo Building.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home