Chilled Country Folk Pillows

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"The times – They have a changed."

"My feet are cold."

Art Garfunkel.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Inactive wear store.

Last Chance for Everything.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

Wedding Wellies

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Ice skating

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Spinning violinist