Chili Head Pillows

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

I love my motor.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"I feel a draft."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

Cottage Cheese

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Mom's House O' Chili.

Chilli

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"

"We've always had an open door AND an open window policy."

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

Pepper's Costume

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

Turtle with Aerial.

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

"Sorry about that. Lenny accidentally used jumping beans."

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'A bowl of chili, please.', 'Is that for business or pleasure?'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'