Chili Head Mugs

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Frog and Fly.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

I love my motor.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I feel a draft."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

Cottage Cheese

Chilli

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Mom's House O' Chili.

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."

"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

"We've always had an open door AND an open window policy."

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

Pepper's Costume

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

Turtle with Aerial.

'A bowl of chili, please.', 'Is that for business or pleasure?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Menu. The Chili is our Special of the Day. The stew is our Week in Review.