Bean Head Pillows

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'More bubbles!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

I love my motor.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Real Beer People

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

The Beer Whisperer

House of Beans.

The Creature of the Black Legume

The real reason behind global warming.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

Black-eyed beans.

The Grim Rapper.