Children's Book Day T-Shirts

The Very Stressed Caterpillar

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Wildlife

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

First Novels.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

SALE

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Build a Raft

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.