Children's Book Day T-Shirts

The Very Stressed Caterpillar

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

Wildlife

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

First Novels.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

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"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.