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'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'He's maturing early.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Swinging

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Oh, no

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"Use your inside scream."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

He wanted a different one.

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Serious Putty

Playground Pipe Dreams

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.