Childhood Relivers Mugs

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Tree house.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Swinging

'He's maturing early.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"Use your inside scream."

Playground Pipe Dreams

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Serious Putty

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'But you said to clean my room.'