Childhood Drama Lover Pillows

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'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'Reflexes normal.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

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'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

"Stop staring!"

The Rude Butler.

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

'The Ibsens'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."