Childhood Drama Lover Mugs

I've decided to be an undecided voter. It's back in vogue. They could build a reality show around me. They could start with a dramatic re-enactment of my childhood. What's your childhood got to do with this? For a long time, I couldn't decide which kid to play with: Brooke, the smart but secretive blond girl who sometimes fibbed ... or Mo, the rich bully who insulted everyone and was in treatment for pathological lying and Twinkie-hoarding. Childhood is full of touch choices.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Reflexes normal.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Stop staring!"

THE ULTIMATE HISPANIC TV SHOW!

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

The Rude Butler.

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'The Ibsens'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'