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'Oh yeah? Well my dad bailed out your dad.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

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Knight of the sandcastle.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

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"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"I think our daughter got her brains from me."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Truce?

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

"Vegetarian" is such a predictable phase. You'll grow out of it. Teddy? A word please. Come on, dad! You know I'm right. You may be. But your sister is stubborn. She digs in her heels. So? You added 5 years to her predictable vegetarian phase. I didn't predict that. Best colleges for Vegetarians.

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.