Child Starting School Gifts

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

"It's a lot of pressure on me not to pressure him."

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

Letting Go

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

My Child Is A Smart Phone At Bayville Middle School.

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'This is Mr Henshaw, who's in charge of our admissions system.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'