Child's Summer Camp Gifts

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Remember to lash from the outside!

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"