Child's Education Planning Gifts

'How will we pay for her college.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

Dispute over pocket money

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

"Harris here is looking after children's accounts."

Back to School.

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."