Child-rearing Experts Pillows

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Ah...here they are!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

The modern generation!

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Toilet Training

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'