Child Protection Pillows

Bullies confronted by legal authority reprisals.

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'

Child Abuse Report

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'Oh! Sorry, no - I've not been screened to deliver to households with children!'

Irish PM lambasts Irish catholic church for continual sex abuse cover ups.

Protecting Innocent Babies from Falling Bombs

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Art Student.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."