Childhood Defender Pillows

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Climate Change

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who is to blame?'

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Violence against children.

GMOs

Adapting to global warming.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

Danger: Do not love.

The animal kingdom salutes humanity.

"If you think your going to chop down this tree, your going to have to get past me!"

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former Tusks.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."