Childhood Defender Pillows

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Climate Change

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Adapting to global warming.

GMOs

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former Tusks.

Danger: Do not love.

The animal kingdom salutes humanity.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly