Child Negotiators Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their room! Our 'Child Negotiator' pillows feature charming illustrations that celebrate their knack for persuasion in a cozy, decorative way.

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'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?' mockup

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..." mockup

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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Changing Minds

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"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney." mockup

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

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'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!' mockup

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

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"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me." mockup

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.' mockup

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

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'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!' mockup

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

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'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?' mockup

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

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'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.' mockup

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

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Boy in toy car talking on phone.

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We pay the maximum minimum wage.

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"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!" mockup

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

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A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities. mockup

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

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"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up." mockup

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

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