Child Learning Milestones Pillows

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Dominant hand reveal party

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Sparkler

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'What do you think you're up to?'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"I'm too old for baby limas."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"