Child's Development Milestones Pillows

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"When did she start crawling?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

One!

Early childhood development

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Dominant hand reveal party

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Sparkler

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

Eagle parenting.

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'What do you think you're up to?'

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'