Chief Of Chit-chat Champions Pillows

"When you're through playing Earth Mother, you've got a call on Line 2."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Full Of Beans

Dadonomics

Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'I'm in the bog!'

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"He can't stop digressing."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

Silencing women's opinions

Chatterbox Podium

"I call Fred my '401-K'. Lots of promises but nothing to show for it."