Chief Excuse Officer Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the professional excuse maker? Our 'Chief Excuse Officer' collection is packed with clever items perfect for anyone who knows how to creatively dodge responsibilities or just loves a good laugh about their procrastination skills. From mugs to art prints, these playful products are ideal for lightening the mood and celebrating the art of the excuse.

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'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'My dog ate my computer.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came." mockup

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

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"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable." mockup

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

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'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.' mockup

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

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My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April. mockup

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.' mockup

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers." mockup

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

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Agreeable Noises

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'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50' mockup

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

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'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?' mockup

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?' mockup

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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Lame Lines

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'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?' mockup

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

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"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!" mockup

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?" mockup

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'" mockup

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.'

At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.' mockup

At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.'

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Chief Excuse Officer Gifts Collection

Chief Excuse Officer Mugs

Discover a variety of humorous mugs specially suited for the 'Chief Excuse Officer'—find your perfect coffee companion today.

Chief Excuse Officer Pillows

Bring humor and comfort together with our 'Chief Excuse Officer' pillows—fun, quirky, and perfect for lounging or decorating.

Chief Excuse Officer Prints

Browse our eye-catching prints that highlight the humor of being a 'Chief Excuse Officer'—brighten up your space with a little wit.

Chief Excuse Officer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of playful t-shirts that celebrate wit and humor, including styles perfect for the 'Chief Excuse Officer' in your life.