'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'
Chief Excuse Officer Gifts
Looking for a humorous gift for the professional excuse maker? Our 'Chief Excuse Officer' collection is packed with clever items perfect for anyone who knows how to creatively dodge responsibilities or just loves a good laugh about their procrastination skills. From mugs to art prints, these playful products are ideal for lightening the mood and celebrating the art of the excuse.
'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
'My dog ate my computer.'
"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.
'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'
My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.
Homework flavored dog food
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'
"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."
Agreeable Noises
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'
'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'
"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."
'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
Lame Lines
"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'
Chief Excuse Officer Gifts Collection
Chief Excuse Officer Mugs
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Chief Excuse Officer Pillows
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Chief Excuse Officer Prints
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Chief Excuse Officer T-Shirts
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