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'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Can he come out and play?'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Spring Chicken"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

Stonehens

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

Chick in noodle soup.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"It Works For Us."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"... and they never write or visit!"

Meet the layer.

'Well, you have people pox.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'