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'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Can he come out and play?'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Spring Chicken"

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Stonehens

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"It Works For Us."

"... and they never write or visit!"

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

Chick in noodle soup.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Meet the layer.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Well, you have people pox.'