Chew Champions T-Shirts

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

Squeaker Trophies

Sign on the door at Karate School.

Little known evolutionary steps.

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

"I see the world as a giant chew toy."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

Mouse Party

"Wow, human DNA is so close to ours! Pity they're just missing perfection by a few percentage points..."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"I told you it was closed."

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'