Chess Master Of Love T-Shirts

'I let you think it's your idea, then I agree with you...'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Checkmate I think!'

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Bee Chess

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Syria

Bored Baker