Chemistry Curiosities T-Shirts

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Gracie's baby toys.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'