Chefs Day Gifts

'Cooking'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Team Leader

Chez Nous Menu

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

If your ideas are 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration...

"I'm the best candidate."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"It helps me stay focused."

Beef Stew.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."