Chef Show Binge-watcher Pillows

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Working from Home.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

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