Chef Show Binge-watcher Gifts

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"