Cheesy Pick-up Line Aficionado T-Shirts

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

He's Tasty!

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"May I write a poem about you?"

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

Paradise Singles Bar.

Why parallel lines never meet.

'Hiya, spaceman.'