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"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Say cheese!

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Big Cheese

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Stairway to Cheddar.

"Don't go. It's probably just a trap!"